The Last Time I Had An Orgasm Was...
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A) You mean the one I faked last Saturday?
B) Weekend before last, it took me a while, but whoo-wee was it worth it!
C) When DH and I had phone sex when I was on that business trip.
D) The last time my virgin-alarm children were at Grandma's.
E) I don't remember
F) The last time DH and I made love.
G) Right after he fell asleep, dangit !
H) When my kids were down for a nap, I took a "nap" too.
I) The last time DH brought the toybox to bed and gave me multiples.
B) Weekend before last, it took me a while, but whoo-wee was it worth it!
C) When DH and I had phone sex when I was on that business trip.
D) The last time my virgin-alarm children were at Grandma's.
E) I don't remember
F) The last time DH and I made love.
G) Right after he fell asleep, dangit !
H) When my kids were down for a nap, I took a "nap" too.
I) The last time DH brought the toybox to bed and gave me multiples.
Tags: children, husband, married, orgasms, phone, sex, sexuality, wife
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Permalink Reply by pantrygirl on -
F.
But I'm going to be honest and say since the baby was born 'making love' is more like 'quick before the baby wakes up'. Toys? Ha, the only toys I've played with in the last year are JPMA approved.
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Permalink Reply by sensuouswife on -
Welcome pantrygirl I think a lot of moms have that situation when their baby is so young. Whenever you're ready to shop for high quality toys in a fun elegant environment, just let me know. Cause now you've got a friend in the grown up toy business! We're putting the finishing touches on the store and plan to open by Thanksgiving.
pantrygirl said:F.
But I'm going to be honest and say since the baby was born 'making love' is more like 'quick before the baby wakes up'. Toys? Ha, the only toys I've played with in the last year are JPMA approved.
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Permalink Reply by Malena Lott on -
F. What's the point, otherwise?
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Permalink Reply by OIFVetWife on -
Afraid it's a "D" for me... our 2 yr old has a sex alarm :p
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Permalink Reply by Working-mom-of-2 on -
I am so sorry to hear this. Isn't it normally the other way around ??
How long hv you two been together ?
I've been with my hubby 17 years now and we are having a lot of fun. Not that often but quality LOL. And toys,.... We don't need toys. :)
Brea said:E. Because he's never as into it as I am.
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Permalink Reply by Jennifer on -
No. I have my husband masturbate me because it takes me close to a century to even get excited to want to have sex. I'm so busy with school and the kids it's VERY difficult to get in the mood. I think a vibrator is a good thing for every marriage! You can use it on your own and he can use it on you.
Oh, and I don't know when the last time was. Thank God dh understands my anatomical issues and doesn't get offended. He knows I'm built screwy so it takes longer! LOL
Waorking-mom-of-2 said:is there really noone of you masturbating ?
I have a wonderful sexlife with my husband but every now and then it is great to be just with myself. This is very interesting, maybe it's European ?? LOL
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Permalink Reply by Jennifer on
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Lol. Been there. No, still there. My daughter knows. She has radar. And we do the *quick before the kids catch us*!
pantrygirl said:F.
But I'm going to be honest and say since the baby was born 'making love' is more like 'quick before the baby wakes up'. Toys? Ha, the only toys I've played with in the last year are JPMA approved.
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Permalink Reply by Laura on -
I would have to say I. Alot of times, though, I am just not in the mood...then I end up over-analyzing!! Why is it that he ALWAYS wants it more than I do??
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Permalink Reply by Pam on -
Always F :) It's only because I've learned so much since I've become a Pure Romance Consultant that I now feel so much more comfortable with myself and know what works for me. In my last marriage I was too worried about whether I was 'normal' for this or that to simply enjoy myself. Thankfully my husband now of 8 yrs never made me feel weird about any questions I had or requests and I'd like to think I've done the same for him :) It's a challenge sometimes for time since I also work a full-time job, plus have three kids. By the time the 3 yr old is down for the night then there's the awkwardness of knowing your teens (13 and 16) might be in the other room watching tv and know what we're doing. While I think it's healthy for them to know we have an active sex life...still awkward if I'm worried about them hearing something!
About the 'we don't need toys' comment. I wanted to say that no one 'needs' toys necessarily, but it does add variety and best of all, communication. And 80% of women need extra clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm - penetration alone often isn't enough. And out of those women, a good deal of them need something more 'steady' and stronger than just using their hands. I DO 'need' a vibrator to have an orgasm. Having heard others comment about how great their sex was without needing a toy to help things along was what made me feel like less of a woman for needing that. So please girls, don't think that way! There is no such thing as 'normal' but it's not 'unusual' to need more than just intercourse and/or your hands!
(I don't mean to get on a soapbox, but I hear this a lot at parties and that is what I love about PR, getting the opportunity to educate other women about the things I've learned since joining to hopefully help them not feel as I did for my 5 yr marriage!)
Pam
