Permalink Reply by Trina on September 30, 2008 at 12:40pm
I would get home from school before my sister. Everyday she would come running off the bus because she needed to "potty." This day I wanted to teach her a lesson, so I didn't let her in the house, and she peed her pants.
My sister and I were left home alone, we lived in a small town so it was okay, is what my mom always says. We got hungry and could not get the can opener to work, so us being desperate for soup decided to use a knife to get the can open. It was not pretty my sister got stitches. For years we lied to our parents and said we were using scissors, since we were not aloud to cook while they were gone.
LOL I don't know if this qualifies as "worst" or "dumbest".
I am the youngest of 4 kids-all significantly older than I am. My mom was babysitting my younger cousins one night and I was mad because I wasn't getting the attention I usually did, so I rode my bike down the basement stairs. Our basement had a separate, outside entrance, so I took a flimsy bike down a flight of concrete stairs into a CLOSED door. I ended up with 2 black eyes, a fat, bloody lip and an assortment of scrapes and scratches. And a serious butt whupping after it was all done & over with. =)
I heard my dad tell my little brother to get his shoes on, which were in his closet. So I quick ran and hid in the closet. Little brother opens the door and I yell "BOO!" And my brother fainted! Fell right over from faint! I was 9, he was 6, and I still laugh out loud to this day remembering that. So cruel.
Put 2 cups of salt in a anniversary cake instead of 2 tsps. So my sister & I kept quadrupling the other ingrediants, we had 6 cakes made, and it was still salty! But our parents ate "some" with lots of coffee.
I used to sneak into the cupboard under the sink and eat the doggie donuts...they were, literally, doggie snacks but they were SO good. (Unfortunately, I have yet to grow out of my obsession with food. But that's a topic for another day.)
Permalink Reply by Meg on October 1, 2008 at 5:07am
When I was about 3 or 4 years old, I had a best friend named Susie. Apparently Susie loved playing tea sets, which was not my favorite thing. One day we were over at her house. Both my parents and hers were sitting around talking in the living room. Susie decided that we were going to play tea sets *again,* despite the fact that I wanted to play something else. She made a great show of taking everything off the coffee table and carefully arranging her several tea sets all over the table - myriads of little cups, saucers, utensils, bowls, etc. Once she was finished, I let it be known that I REALLY did not want to play tea sets. In front of both set of parents, I took my little arm and cleared every last tea set piece off that table onto the floor in one fail swoop. I don't know that we ever played tea sets again!
I was being potty trined and my parents and I went to sears and i need to pee so i saw a potty training toilet on display amd o pee pee'd in it , i was so excited i told my parents look i pee'd in the toilet and they were confused becuase they knew they didnt take me to the restroom so then i took them to where i pee'd in the training toilet on the display my parents said we ran out of there so quick.
I said a specific cuss word while walking up and down the hallway just because it drove my mom nuts. We both still remember that one! For some reason it still makes me laugh. See I'm still a bad little kid inside. However my mother put the "mom curse" on me so I'm in for it when Ella get's older!