What are the funniest things your kids have said?
Hi moms, how about we get a fun discussion going about one of the most unpredictable things we moms have to go through...Listening to our kids say the cutest things!
Here I go first:
I remember when my 4 year old daughter named Kelly after we had adopted a male cocker spaniel. I was bathing my daughter in the bath tub when suddenly the dog came running in, my daughter started screaming to the top of her lungs - "No mama, he can not come in!!" "But honey, I answered, he is only a dog!" "But mom, he is a BOY!!, and I am naked!"
Ahhh the cuttest thing ever!
Now it's your turn to share.
Here I go first:
I remember when my 4 year old daughter named Kelly after we had adopted a male cocker spaniel. I was bathing my daughter in the bath tub when suddenly the dog came running in, my daughter started screaming to the top of her lungs - "No mama, he can not come in!!" "But honey, I answered, he is only a dog!" "But mom, he is a BOY!!, and I am naked!"
Ahhh the cuttest thing ever!
Now it's your turn to share.
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Permalink Reply by Lana on -
When my son was five, he told me he knew where babies came from. After I regained my posture, I asked where and he told me "Silly Mom, babies come from California.
Another time he asked if I could take him to the airport. I asked why and he told me that he ordered a baby brother on the internet and now, he needed to pick him up.
But the all time - about the time, Hurricane Katrina hit, hurricanes were all over the news. So I was watching the news one day and I heard this little voice say "I sure hope God is okay". Puzzled, I asked what he meant. And I was told "Well, Mommy, God lives in Florida".
Really, we could all compile a book on the things our kids say.
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Permalink Reply by Angela on -
This is embarrassing! When our son was 3 and we were seated in a restaurant, he was excited to have his milk served with a straw. The other diners were talking quietly and he blurted out "Suck it good!" After my face probably turned purple, I managed to look at my husband sitting across the table with our son next to him. We could both hardly keep from laughing hysterically. A woman seated near us just sat with a big grin on her face. Great question.
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Permalink Reply by Jumpitz on -
Wow Lana that is really funny hahaha!
Maybe we should compile a big list and make it available in an ebook or something.
Hopefully we can get other moms to share their own stories.
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Permalink Reply by Jumpitz on
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Angela that is one of the funniest one's I've heard. I don't think I would've been able to contain my laughter I that was me in your shoes.
This was a good one!
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Permalink Reply by Angela on
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Thank you!
You know, I'm laughing as I type this. I can still see the peoples' faces at the other tables. If I could have vanished into thin air, I would have!
Jumpitz said:Angela that is one of the funniest one's I've heard. I don't think I would've been able to contain my laughter I that was me in your shoes.
This was a good one!
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Permalink Reply by Shari on -
This morning my 4 year-old daughter came in our room and, out of nowhere, said, "Mommy, I'm glad the way God made me, but I wish I was kitty."
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Permalink Reply by Jumpitz on
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Oh Shari that is very funny! How cute!
I sure hope she grows up happy being just how she is!
Shari said:This morning my 4 year-old daughter came in our room and, out of nowhere, said, "Mommy, I'm glad the way God made me, but I wish I was kitty."
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Permalink Reply by Jumpitz on
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Hey all thanks for sharing your stories. I want to share a link I found of Funny Things Kids Say To Define "Love" !!!A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"
This is hilarious!
http://www.nowpublic.com/culture/funny-things-kids-say-define-love
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Permalink Reply by aida alinsub on -
Once I asked my 8yr old boy, " Son, how would you describe Mom?" He at once showed his back to me and acted as if in pain , groaning, and mimicking me "Ouch, my back hurts! Daaaaaad, please rub my back !" LOL
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Permalink Reply by Fantasy Sports Widow on -
On that same note...
My daughter, who was probably 3 at the time, walked into our bathroom while my husband was in the shower. She looked at him in horror, pointed at his...well you know...and said "Daddy, what happened to YOU?"
We are still cracking up to this day!
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Permalink Reply by Gail Klanchesser on -
My 3 year old son was recently given new character underwear by my mom. He came running out to the kitchen and announced he was wearing "Fat Man Underwear"! Turns out it was Bat Man underwear, he didn't hear his dad correctly when he had asked what they were!
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