you go to sleep and you see the little blue 'Windows' spinning circle (formerly hour glass) between dreams. (sad, but this is true and happened to me the other night)
Your go now. You finish the sentence - can be true or funny - it's up to you.
Getting on-line is the first thing you think about and or do when you get up in the morning and the last thing you do at night before you go to sleep. (Not to mention all of those wasted hours in between.)