Share 'Signs that I need some kind of RETREAT!'

1) I'm angry with love bugs - they get more action than I do lately and they feel the need to do it on me, near me, or around me. Little basards! 2) My daughters naptime is something I secretly hope for every morning when I open my eyes. 3) My husbands breathing pisses me off. 4) Randomly I want to rip off someones face, sometimes they're loved ones, other times strangers, I don't discrimina...