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  • Arlington, Mass.
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I went thru many difficult years with my daughter who is now 21 and seemingly human again (mostly), My advice would be not to engage her when she give you attitude. It's so easy to get pulled in and try to give it back to them - be positive whenev...
November 11
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That's what I get for buying Reese's Puffs.
July 10
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A Place to Discuss the ups and downs of raising teens with other moms who are there or have been there.
July 10
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It was the night before Lewis left for two weeks at summer camp. Using the packing list that the camp had provided, he was checking off items as he stashed them in his big plastic footlocker. He had four bathing suits, twelve pairs of underwear a ...
July 2
Hey Samantha- I'd be interested. My blog is linked to Parenthood.com and featured in all of their publications - so that would help you as well. Thanks- Carol Band A Household Blog
July 2
Bad moms are the new Donna Reed! I'll drink to that... "Hey, Kid, open the damn fridge and get me another beer."
June 8
Lots to be happy about! Great post you made me smile :)
June 8
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So, GM is bankrupt, the polar caps are melting and there’s nothing good on network television. But, here’s what is better now-a-days… When you order General Gau’s chicken at a Chinese restaurant, you can get it with brown rice and neutralize your...
June 8

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What is your blog link?
http://www.carolband.wordpress.com
What is your twitter URL?
http://twitter.com/carolband
A little about yourself...
Mom of three - teens and older. Writer, plant-killer and techno-nothing.
Hey - I have a new book! Check out the link, below.
What kinds of things do you typically Twitter about?
Whatever is on my mind.
What are your areas of interest?
mommyhood, blogging, politics, green living, writing

Here's a link to my new book!

I've been writing a syndicated humor column for ten years. Here are the best of those essays - from sex after childbirth to soccer and the SATs.

A Household Word

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Carol Band

Word of the Day: Road Trip

That's what I get for buying Reese's Puffs.

Posted on July 10, 2009 at 8:56am —

Carol Band

Word of the Day: Camp

It was the night before Lewis left for two weeks at summer camp. Using the packing list that the camp had provided, he was checking off items as he stashed them in his big plastic footlocker. He had four bathing suits, twelve pairs of underwear a new package of socks, a rain poncho, a polar fleece and bug spray. Check, check, check.

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Posted on July 2, 2009 at 8:46am —

Carol Band

Word of the Day: Prom-ising

So, GM is bankrupt, the polar caps are melting and there’s nothing good on network television. But, here’s what is better now-a-days…

When you order General Gau’s chicken at a Chinese restaurant, you can get it with brown rice and neutralize your guilt.

Skype. Amazing. My daughter is in South Africa and I can talk to her for free and we can see each other. It is just like the Jetsons.

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Posted on June 8, 2009 at 9:00am — 1 Comment

Carol Band

Word of the Day: Portion Control

I have a friend who is thin. Now I know why. She invited me for lunch at her house today. It was intimate. Just the two of us and about twelve strands of whole wheat linguine.


Honestly, when she dished out the food, I wondered if I had come on the wrong day. Now, I understand that mainta… Continue

Posted on May 5, 2009 at 2:00pm —

Carol Band

A Household Blog

This is a link to my semi-regularly updated blog.......A Household Blog

Posted on October 20, 2008 at 9:50am —

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At 12:17pm on December 21, 2008, Tammy Dantzler said…

Christian Glitter by www.christianglitter.com

At 1:36pm on December 8, 2008, Ann Duncan said…
Great to hear from you, Carol! Glad the readings have been totally fun. Sounds
enjoyable to me, too. Thanks for the comment on the photos. I have to confess,
I look at them myself almost every time I come to my page, just love seeing my
babies!!! Let me know when you've got more up, ok?

A blessed Monday to you!
At 3:32pm on November 13, 2008, Ann Duncan said…
Are you finding the book signings and talks enjoyable?
At 4:15pm on November 12, 2008, Ann Duncan said…
Carol, your blog is great! I'm guessing your book is at least as fun. Good luck with it!

Blessings...
At 3:53am on October 24, 2008, Tammy Dantzler said…
Just stopping by to say Hi and see what you've been up to this week.
GO TO PLEASUREYOURPAGE.COM
PLEASUREYOURPAGE.COM
At 9:29pm on October 21, 2008, Connie said…
WELCOME! I'm looking forward to learning more about you here and on Twitter!

Connie
At 8:48am on October 20, 2008, Desiree Stanley said…
Hi Carol. I know! It is seriously easy to lose all track of time when you're here. But it's oh so much fun!!
Have a great day!
Ciao
At 1:30pm on October 14, 2008, Kristen Andrews: Featured Contributor of Style said…
Hello Carol,

Welcome! I am a plant killer also. I have a rule if I plant it and it lives to just get more of the same thing. I hope you enjoy yourself here.

Best,
Kristen

La Dolce Vita
At 10:34am on October 14, 2008, Desiree Stanley said…

hello hello Graphic
& Myspace Graphics
Welcome to twittermoms! Looks like you've had a chance to look around a bit. Isn't this place awesome?! Great moms, blogs, and groups. Never need be bored. Have fun!
Ciao
At 9:14am on October 14, 2008, Megan Calhoun said…
Great to have you here! We've got an incredible group of women connecting on all sorts of topics, so kick back and make yourself at home. Check out the Twittermoms groups (we have something for everybody). The Twittermoms discussions are quite entertaining, too. Or, just get to know your fellow Twittermoms by browsing some Twittermoms profiles or searching for moms who share your interests, add friends, and start twittering with some incredibly smart and interesting moms.

PS: Let your friends know when you're on twittermoms with a click of the Announce Yourself link in your welcome box. If your Twitter friends are interested, they can check out the cool new place you've found!

Again -- if there is anything I can do for you, please let me know.

Megan Calhoun - founder, twittermoms.com
 
 

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