NoReturnMom's Page

Or maybe more like FYIs. Whatever. Here goes.

Q: What's with the name Spawnocalypse--do you hate your kids?
A: No way. Most days, Gunnar (2) and Annalie (1) are the only people I can stand. At least they have a reason to be narcissistic and manipulative, and they usually make me laugh in the process--more than I can say for a lot of adults. The name signifies that parenthood brought the end… Continue

At this point in my parenting career, I'm pretty good at taking others' opinions in stride. Think cloth diapers and home schooling are the way to go? Fine. Neither are for me, but who cares?

But every so often, I kick myself for not addressing a remark more clearly (or at all). So, behind the shield of the Internet, consider exhibit A...

What? You shower with your son? Gross.
As a person with generous sebaceous glands and kids that wake before dawn, I was thrilled to discover I could ki… Continue

It just so happens that Gunnar ran his very first race on National Running Day, at the ripe age of 26 months. He took a few liberties with the course--as in trucking along in the opposite direction of all the other kids--but ran his own race. Way to go, #49!

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Drum roll please... I'm pleased to announce my first-ever giveaway. In appreciation to those of you who take time out of your busy days to read my ramblings, I've partnered with my good friend and fellow mompreneur, Miss Mel, to give away 20 exclusive Spawnocalypse-edition CDs of her originally written and recorded Night Light Stories. All you have to do is fill out this simple… Continue