All Blog Posts Tagged 'crazy' (11)

I am spinning the wheel of diagnosis again at ooph. I do this thing where I diagnose myself with a disease about, oh, EVERY TEN MINUTES. If I feel the slightest amount of pain in my head, I go straight to visions of me in the hospital and my family standing around my bed and saying, "We told her that cheap red wine was going to cause her brain to swell. If only she had bought the more expensive wine, she wouldn’t be in a coma fighting for her life." If an age spot shows up on the bridge of my… Continue

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Chiczofrenic – intentionally crazy…no disclaimers Many women drive themselves crazy, sometimes intentionally, trying to be all they can be. Women fight to have all they desire: strong love relationships, valuable friendships, amazing children, well-kept homes, successful careers, realized dreams, healthy bodies, and the list goes on. But at some point along the journey, while trying to accomplish all of our pursuits, we tend to go a little nuts. Some more than others; some longer than others;… Continue

Alright guys, here is another little thing you all don't know about me. I HATE flying. We are leaving today to go visit my mother-in-law in Phoenix. We must be crazy, going from Colorado weather to Phoenix 150 degree weather...(OK, maybe I am exaggerating a little, 148 degree). How do you do the degree sign on a computer anyway. I must be having a CLUELESS moment. So back to hating flying. I don't like the feeling of not being in control of what happens to me and my family. (Do you think they w… Continue

1) I'm angry with love bugs - they get more action than I do lately and they feel the need to do it on me, near me, or around me. Little basards! 2) My daughters naptime is something I secretly hope for every morning when I open my eyes. 3) My husbands breathing pisses me off. 4) Randomly I want to rip off someones face, sometimes they're loved ones, other times strangers, I don't discriminate. 5) I'm forgetful, weepy, pissed, irrational, emotional, and feel as though being in a coma might n… Continue

I belong to a group of 10 moms that call our selves The Crazy Mamas Society. We get together on a regular basis for weekly coffee nights, monthly dinners and other random craziness. The group is made up of an array of characters. Meet The Crazy Mamas: Chesty McBreasty; (Extra) large breasted mother to 3 child… Continue

Yesterday after four hours of sleep I woke up ready to kill and eat anybody who crossed my path. Unfortunately for me it had snowed nine inches the night before and Wade was chomping at the bit to plunge into the untracked powder. His plan was to ski in the morning and than hook up with the boys and I at the mountain at lunchtime. He ignored that my hair was larger than usual and that my fangs were extracted. I wanted to scream to him, “Don’t leave me alone with the boys! Can’t you see that it i… Continue

Have you ever had THAT kind of day?? And on the heels of two THOSE kinds of days? THOSE days are stuck-inside-all-day-no-break-from-each-other-no-way-to-get-the-kid-energy-out-mommy-and-kids kind of days. However THAT kind of day is extra special…therefore rendering it the quality designation of , well, THAT day. I’m sure you know what I’m talking about: You know, like when your two year old randomly smacks a strange lady on the ass bottom at the bounce house place? And, while potty training,… Continue

Okay - so I'm in the losing weight pool abain...I joined W W 3 x's this year and every week I have gone I have put on weight! Not weight watchers fault...it's mine because of the hectic schedule I keep. I probably am not eatting right and eatting for emotional reasons...Well I know t… Continue

Don't get me wrong, I love social networking. With all the tweeps to meet, blog posts to write, facebook updates to well, update, and myspace pages to friend, dishes to wash, jobs to make it to on time, laundry to do, kids to raise....how do you balance it all? I ask because I am sure you've noticed I haven't been on here much. I like it here, mind you---I just haven't had time. I run three blogs, tweet like a woman gone crazy, and only have time to facebook because I have it on my blackberry. I… Continue