Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?”
The girl said,
“NO!”
And the girl lived happily ever after.
She went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn’t save money, and had all the hot water to herself.
She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin’ lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self-esteem, nev…
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Added by Meleah Rebeccah on October 25, 2008 at 4:25pm —
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