Contractual and factual
Due to the magazine going to press last Thursday and leaving to go out of town that same day, I was at work quite late Wednesday night. I brought #3 and #4 to come up to work into the wee hours.
Oh they had a pip of a time. Once #4 figured out which phone number reached me, he called me from every single cubicle on my floor. Which is a bunch.
But they were so good. They made the situation fun and adventurous, as kids often do. They ransacked candy jars on unsuspecting coworkers' desks, braved the dark of the creepy warehouse and ... wrote a contract on my whiteboard? Go figure.
I've told you how Princess can be quite the card. She has the best comic timing of any child I know. I didn't pay much attention to her whiteboard commentary until I came in this morning. Without further ado, her literary lineage (and yes, I'm leaving the typos in there):
Contract
I hearby declare cheese will never have to go through the torture of having holes.
Apple's logo apple will not have a bite out of it.
Stone geese will not be dressed as the Easter Bunny, Santa, etc.
Rick Astley WILL have a comeback single.
Burger King, in honor of women, will be Burger Queen and Dairy Queen shall be Dairy King.
Everyone's dog/cat(s) will eat regular human food every day so they aren't eating the same ol' same ol' kibbley rocks that get fed to save pigs and cows.
We will use artificial junk to make meat like in that SpongeBob episode.
Everything will be solar powered.
The end. LOL.
Oh they had a pip of a time. Once #4 figured out which phone number reached me, he called me from every single cubicle on my floor. Which is a bunch.
But they were so good. They made the situation fun and adventurous, as kids often do. They ransacked candy jars on unsuspecting coworkers' desks, braved the dark of the creepy warehouse and ... wrote a contract on my whiteboard? Go figure.
I've told you how Princess can be quite the card. She has the best comic timing of any child I know. I didn't pay much attention to her whiteboard commentary until I came in this morning. Without further ado, her literary lineage (and yes, I'm leaving the typos in there):
Contract
I hearby declare cheese will never have to go through the torture of having holes.
Apple's logo apple will not have a bite out of it.
Stone geese will not be dressed as the Easter Bunny, Santa, etc.
Rick Astley WILL have a comeback single.
Burger King, in honor of women, will be Burger Queen and Dairy Queen shall be Dairy King.
Everyone's dog/cat(s) will eat regular human food every day so they aren't eating the same ol' same ol' kibbley rocks that get fed to save pigs and cows.
We will use artificial junk to make meat like in that SpongeBob episode.
Everything will be solar powered.
The end. LOL.
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