Momfinitions

So TwitterMoms is doing this Momfinitions contest, and it sounded like tons of fun, so I decided to participate. Hope you like them. Here is the link to the contest:
http://www.parentsconnect.com/articles/mom-definitions.jhtml

Coffee-Shuffle: The time in the morning when you sit down for a relaxing cup of coffee...then get up again to take care a kid request, then sit down again, and immediately jump up to clean up a mess, then sit down again....and are immediately up again to take care of something else. This can go on for quite a while until you find that your coffee is either luke-warm or cold, then the kids will let you sit and drink it (can also happen at any meal or time when you are trying to get something done see "Meal-jump" and "baby type").

Remote-a-fier: The random remote that doesn't go to anything anymore that your baby can't get enough of and will pass over all other toys to play with (added entertainment: if it works it is great fun to push the buttons and see everyone react to the increased volume or change of channel).

Diaper Bomb: The effect of getting your child dressed up for pictures, family engagements etc...and as soon as you cross the half way mark to your destination, their diaper leaks (usually number 2) all over the place including up their back, all over the car seat and all over you when you get them out of the car to change them.

U.F.S. (Unidentified Foriegn Substance): The inexplicable stain found down the front of your child's clothing that you just put on them 2 minutes ago.

Aw-vangelical: What your child looks like while sleeping and right before they wake up and start running amok.