The Next Survivor Series-Could Your Man Win?
I received this survivor series "script" from a friend of mine, and wondered if my own husband could be the winner (probably not) or if I even knew of a man that would qualify to enter (uh, no, I really need to widen my circle of male friends) Do you know anyone that you think is up for the challenge? Read On...
The Next Survivor Series
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and three (that's 3) kids each for 6 weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids;
Keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
and complete science projects, cook,
do laundry, and pay a list of pretend bills
with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget
in money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember all birthdays
of all their friends and relatives, and send
cards out on time-no emailing.
Each man must also take each child
to a doctor's appointment, a dentist
appointment and a haircut appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient
visit per child to the Urgent Care.
He must make cookies or cupcakes for a
social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own
assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping
it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television
when the kids are asleep and the chores are done.
The men must shave their lets, wear makeup daily,
adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet
stylish shoes,keep fingernails polished and
eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to
endure sever abdominal cramps, back aches,
and have extreme, unexplained mood swings
but never once complain or slow down from
other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings,
church, and find time at least one to spend
the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book to the kids
each night and in the morning, feed them,
dress them, brush their teeth and comb
their hair by 7:00AM. Dropped off at the
pretend school on time and with kisses
for each child, no matter how hard the
child may push them away or ignore them.
Should any child forget something needed
for school, he must 1st notice that it has
been forgotten and what child forgot it,
and return to the school and get it to
the child, which means he will need
to know the name of the teacher for
each child.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks
and each father will be required to know all of the
following information:
each child's birthday
height, weight
shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name
also the child's weight at birth
length, time of birth, length of labor
and their horoscope sign.
He must know each child's
favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,
favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy,
biggest fear and what they want to be when
they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still has enough energy to be intimate with his
spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over
and over again for the next 18-25 years
eventually earning the right to be called Mother!
After you finish reading over this new Survivor Series Script
with laughter in agreement send this to as many
females as you think will get a kick out of it and
as many men as you think can handle it.
Just don't sent it back to me...
I am tired and I'm going to bed
The Next Survivor Series
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and three (that's 3) kids each for 6 weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids;
Keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
and complete science projects, cook,
do laundry, and pay a list of pretend bills
with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget
in money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember all birthdays
of all their friends and relatives, and send
cards out on time-no emailing.
Each man must also take each child
to a doctor's appointment, a dentist
appointment and a haircut appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient
visit per child to the Urgent Care.
He must make cookies or cupcakes for a
social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own
assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping
it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television
when the kids are asleep and the chores are done.
The men must shave their lets, wear makeup daily,
adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet
stylish shoes,keep fingernails polished and
eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to
endure sever abdominal cramps, back aches,
and have extreme, unexplained mood swings
but never once complain or slow down from
other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings,
church, and find time at least one to spend
the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book to the kids
each night and in the morning, feed them,
dress them, brush their teeth and comb
their hair by 7:00AM. Dropped off at the
pretend school on time and with kisses
for each child, no matter how hard the
child may push them away or ignore them.
Should any child forget something needed
for school, he must 1st notice that it has
been forgotten and what child forgot it,
and return to the school and get it to
the child, which means he will need
to know the name of the teacher for
each child.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks
and each father will be required to know all of the
following information:
each child's birthday
height, weight
shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name
also the child's weight at birth
length, time of birth, length of labor
and their horoscope sign.
He must know each child's
favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,
favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy,
biggest fear and what they want to be when
they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still has enough energy to be intimate with his
spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over
and over again for the next 18-25 years
eventually earning the right to be called Mother!
After you finish reading over this new Survivor Series Script
with laughter in agreement send this to as many
females as you think will get a kick out of it and
as many men as you think can handle it.
Just don't sent it back to me...
I am tired and I'm going to bed
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