The Very Special "Bitch Balance Butter, For Those Female Moments" Story............

The "Bitch Balance Butter" Story.............

The day my pre-teen & teenage daughters had their 1st cat fight was the day that birthed "Bitch Balance Butter". I was in tears, they were swinging, screaming, making no sense what-so-ever and the language was profound. I have no sisters, had never seen a true Cat Fight before and this was a rude awakening! I threw what was left of 3 calming female cream recipes together that were on my counter and rubbed them down as they spewed profanity. Then, I did what I swore I would never do as a mother, I told them they were acting like Little Bitches. They calmed down so quickly after I put this cream on them (including myself), I informed them I was making a recipe to sell out of that concoction. My oldest daughter told me, with a sour tone and a snarl on her face that I should call it "Bitch Balance Butter" and I did. It's trademarked and now for sale. It's our best seller, we call it our happy accident of Divine Intervention and my daughter's are calling it their college fund.

My daughters claim it helps take the edge off of or gets rid of their menstraul cramps, makes them feel calm and not so cranky, and helps them not be so puffy in the tummy. The adult users have reported the same plus that it has helped some with hormonal acne, eases tenderness in the breast area, bloating (a puffy tummy), some have said it makes them feel frisky, others claim it helps with dryness issues, takes the edge off of hot flashes, helps calm night sweats, several customers use it for symptoms that come from the cold sore virus, and best of all it tames a Cat Fight! This cream seems to work a bit differently for every woman (and some men use it to), some have suttle results and others claim profound results. If you would like to read our customer reviews you can go to our Guestbook at www.VitalEarthTraditions.com and click on Guestbook and Testimonials. For those who choose to try Bitch Balance Butter, we hope it helps take the edge off of "Those Female Moments" for you to!

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